Miss Laney Is Zany!
分級讀本/橋梁書 | Read to Learn 階段 | 初級章節書 | 幽默
Miss Laney Is Zany!
O 530L
書籍資訊
適讀年齡 | 6 - 10 |
適合年級 | 2 - 5 |
字數 | 7,769 字 |
Grade level equivalent | |
AR level | 3.5 |
F&p/guided reading level | O |
Lexile | 530L |
DRA level | |
出版社 | HarperCollins |
出版日期 | January 2010 |
A.J. has to go see Miss Laney, the speech teacher, which makes no sense at all because he already knows how to talk. Miss Laney has him say weird tongue twisters and forces him to be the lead in the third grade play, Romeo and Juliet.
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