Ms. Joni Is a Phony!
分級讀本/橋梁書 | Read to Learn 階段 | 初級章節書 | 幽默
Ms. Joni Is a Phony!
520L
書籍資訊
適讀年齡 | 6 - 10 |
適合年級 | 2 - 5 |
字數 | 8,071 字 |
Grade level equivalent | |
AR level | 3.6 |
F&p/guided reading level | |
Lexile | 520L |
DRA level | |
出版社 | HarperCollins |
出版日期 | February 2017 |
It's picture day at Ella Mentry School! This year, Mr. Klutz has hired a weird photographer, Ms. Joni. She keeps saying "fabulous," and she wants to turn A.J. into a supermodel. But what happens when the Picture Day Zombie makes an appearance?
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